Return of The One Ring
Author: Jeneral // Category:
3 rings for the elven king under the sky.
7 for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
9 for the mortal men doomed to die.
1 for the dark lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all one ring to find them
One ring to bring them all and in darkness bind them
Disclaimer: This is but a simple story parody. The real owner of the lines is J.R.R Tolkien. If u happen to be offended by this simple parody please don't read this post. Thx.
This happened in a land far away called Singapore-earth. I was on board the transport vehicle know to the locals as a mrt. The capacity of this vehicle is quite huge and can carry up to 80 people in a single carriage. In modern day Singapore-earth, mobile phone are a common sight. Almost everyone has one, some even have more than one. The phone industry here is booming.
So I as I sat the mrt home from a job interview, i saw a peculiar sight. When a single ringtone of a mobile phone went off. It sent almost everyone in the carriage into a frenzy to whip out their phones only to find that the ring was not from their phone. Now the man whose phone rang was awfully calm, he opened his bag and took out one phone. Then he noticed it was not this phone so he took out another phone and another and another till finally it reached his fourth phone(I do not know if it was his final phone).
Then he answered the call and much to the aynoyance to his neighbours he began to chat loudly into the phone. I mean this act is very inconsiderate. So I wonder with so many phones and if they all ring at once and he chats loudly to all what does it make him? Fried Chicken? Definitely not a dark, elven or dwarf lord.
7 for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone.
9 for the mortal men doomed to die.
1 for the dark lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all one ring to find them
One ring to bring them all and in darkness bind them
Disclaimer: This is but a simple story parody. The real owner of the lines is J.R.R Tolkien. If u happen to be offended by this simple parody please don't read this post. Thx.
This happened in a land far away called Singapore-earth. I was on board the transport vehicle know to the locals as a mrt. The capacity of this vehicle is quite huge and can carry up to 80 people in a single carriage. In modern day Singapore-earth, mobile phone are a common sight. Almost everyone has one, some even have more than one. The phone industry here is booming.
So I as I sat the mrt home from a job interview, i saw a peculiar sight. When a single ringtone of a mobile phone went off. It sent almost everyone in the carriage into a frenzy to whip out their phones only to find that the ring was not from their phone. Now the man whose phone rang was awfully calm, he opened his bag and took out one phone. Then he noticed it was not this phone so he took out another phone and another and another till finally it reached his fourth phone(I do not know if it was his final phone).
Then he answered the call and much to the aynoyance to his neighbours he began to chat loudly into the phone. I mean this act is very inconsiderate. So I wonder with so many phones and if they all ring at once and he chats loudly to all what does it make him? Fried Chicken? Definitely not a dark, elven or dwarf lord.
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