Fly My Shining Dragon Knight

There once was a beautiful princess, she was pure, demure and overall perfect, everyone in the kingdom wanted her hand in marriage.

Now the king was concerned with his daugther and the successor of his wealthy throne. He decided to devise a cunning plan. He advertised that he was holding a tournament where only the bravest, most worthy would marry his daughter.

Naturally, with a daughter that beautiful, rich and perfect, many men came to the palace to try their luck at winning the princess's hand. Now the King led them all to a huge olympic sized swimming pool. He asked them all to swim across.

The men all took off their fancy jackets and coats and got ready to jump into the pool. Then the King added that the pool was infested with 100 man eating crocs. All the men immediately pulled back. The King commented loudly, "You foolish cowards, are none of you brave enough to win my daughter's hand?"

Just as he finished, he heard a splash, and he saw a man swimming at a leisurely pace across the pool. Everyone cheered him on as he slowly reached the opposite end unharmed. Finally when the King made his way to the young man, he asked, "Lad, what made you brave the dangers and swim across, i'll reward you with whatever I can give."

The Young Man simply said "I want the head of the dumbo that pushed me into the pool."


















Once upon a time there lived a king.
> The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
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> Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare
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> The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
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> He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the
>king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
>she will be cured."
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> The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan next day, he
>held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that
>would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.
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> THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
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> The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
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> The second prince brought diamonds.
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> The third prince approached. He told the princess,
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> "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
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> The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
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> She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
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> The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was
>overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
>happily ever after.
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> Question: What was in the prince's pants?
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> (Scroll down for the answer)
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> M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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> What were you thinking??