Fly My Shining Dragon Knight

>>>>>9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
>>>>>I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I
>>>>>point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
>>>>>
>>>>>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
>>>>>entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to
>>>>>the T.V. and change the channel manually.
>>>>>
>>>>>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
>>>>>it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat
it?
>>>>>
>>>>>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
>>>>>course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've
>>>>>found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick
>>>>>their asses!
>>>>>
>>>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
>>>>>Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn
>>>>>floor.
>>>>>
>>>>>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
>>>>>give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>>>>>
>>>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
>>>>>new, then there has never been
anything before it. If it's an
>>>>>improvement, then there must have been something before it,
>>>>>couldn't be new.
>>>>>
>>>>>8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the
>>>>>longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
>>>>>longer?
>>>>>
>>>>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
>>>>>bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here,
>>>>>dumbass?